dutchster:

attention female birds: please have sex with the male bird who is desperately calling to you outside my window

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

"Things just went wrong too many times."
Suicide note of Tony Hancock (1924-1968)
ladykristeny:

whiskey-neat:

My friend just rigged it so she and her friends could play Mario Kart on the side of a house for someone’s birthday.


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vvendys:
fedswatching:

how depressing
apple-junior:

I don’t even
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